Phillippeland News Network Update Byrd Landian-Mish Islander War( Logan Mish's big mistake)

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Today Byrd Land declared war on Mish Island today after Logan Mish dictator of the nation decided it was a good idea to make Dead Byrd Landian the national animal. Byrd Land felt that this was an act of terrorism and in a poll 73% of Phillippelandians agree with Byrd Land. In response Admiral Pember sent 100 million troops to the island of Tasmania to begin an assault on Mish Island. Along with the 100 million troops Byrd Land also deployed 1000 battleships, all destroyers, 75 aircraft carriers and are launching bombing campaigns on Logan City. Prime Minister Phillippe Breault has stated on Phillippeland's involvement in the war "We do not condone the recent activities by Mish Island and will stay out of the conflict for now." Later he and a couple of top advisors were having a picnic on the Prime Minister's yacht wearing binoculars and watching the bombing of Logan City. When questioned on his actions he states " We were taking notes in case this happens to us." and " We will start the treaty process shortly."